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A Brief Transcription of a Phone Call Where for the First Time a Middle Aged White Man Complains to his Wife of Being Marginalized
"No, you're not," "But I mean it's like nobody wants to hear my voice, my perspective. I'm a dad to a daughter, a husband, raised by a single mom, we're all in this together and I matter too dammit." "Mmhmm," "..." "Honey, you've had the whole of history to be 'heard' exclusively. You're voice doesn't [...]
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...that silence made me feel isolated, watched. How did I get this way anyway, so separated from anyone else, where does that come from? now it all starts to sink in, the quietude of space. I’m an asshole.
The Guardian
The Guardian summarizes the conflicted, straining mind by way of an interesting allegory.
Dear Seattle
Hey listen I know I chose to have kids and join the ranks of parents that, let's face it, we are all still trying to rebel against, the parents we're still pretending that we won't become. But could you go ahead a do me a favor? Could you at least not act like every time [...]
Future NPR Copy
"There came a time when I had to realize there were two of me out there." Thad Sandstrom is a student at Seattle University, he says the other 'him' is his Internet Identity. "I don't know I guess I just like the internet me better," he says while he scrolls through his most frequented sites, [...]
Follow the Leader
Our fearless leader made a decision today. We all sat around in the office as he paced back and forth. Most of us kept our heads down, clacking away at the keyboard, as he ruminated over the decision. It was clear that it would have an effect on the office for years to come, and [...]
